Wherewithal

Could you imagine a swamphorsegoat being a dumb jock? I could.

Personality
Dude likes nothing better than mackin' on ladies and chilling with his bros. Kicking back and relaxing, maybe have a few friendly competitions with the guys, vaguely following the local gossip - a good week for Wherewithal contains at least two of these.

History
He was born, he grew up, now he is looking for laaadies